Irregular Books

Scott McClellan has made it to the number one selling spot on Amazon.com in less than one day with his tell-some book What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington’s Culture of Deception.

In this book, McClellan admits that he misled the American people as Press Secretary for George W. Bush, telling people things that just weren’t true. McClellan also tells us that he was left out of the inner circle, so that he didn’t really know what was going on in the Bush White House. Yes, that’s right - in a book entitled What Happened, the author acknowledges that he doesn’t know what happened.

Why are people reading this book? The author already acknowledges that he has been untruthful to us. Why should we believe him now?

Well, there’s a lot I don’t understand about why people buy things. So, maybe instead of thinking my way to success in the book industry, I should just copy Scott McClellan’s approach and hope for the best.

Here are the titles of some books I’m working on as of today, in the hopes that I can have book sales like Scott McClellan:

- Wha Happened?
- I Lied To You, But You Can Believe Me Now
- How I Made A Sucker Out Of You
- Lying for Powerful People
- My Insights As An Outsider
- Out of The Loop
- My Excuses
- I Was Only Following Orders
- Wisdom From A Man Stupid Enough To Believe George W. Bush
- It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

Can you think of any other good book titles to fit into the new genre of political book created this week by Scott McClellan?